Operation Epstein Fury: Holy War with Shitty Toilets

Our latest senseless, illegal war against brown people, born of ever-shifting lies and fought by the sons of the blithe un-rich, is Trump's ultimate, Wag-the-Dog distraction from his crimes, failures and pedophilia at home. Having oafishly declared the Iran regime “a vicious group of very hard, terrible people” - add "inept," pot/kettle - his "warriors" are now being told this is "part of God's divine plan," with The Rapture imminent after killing more schoolgirls. One sage: "It's a good thing Congress isn't alive to see this."Leave it to "the world's most famous bone-spur patient," Board of Peace chair, recipient of a fake FIFA peace prize and pilfered real Peace Prize, cornered serial sexual predator facing exposure and pathological liar who vowed "no new wars" while attacking seven nations in a year to launch "the dumbest war in US history" - a tough competition - and the biggest US military operation in the Middle East since the 2003 invasion of Iraq, which Bush et al at least trie